Here’s hoping “The Expendables 3” cleans up at the box office when it opens Thursday night.
The movie sure has a lot of mouths to feed. The cast is so expansive that director Patrick Hughes was entitled to get two free action heroes after he bought the first 30.
Even if the film rakes in $100 million over the weekend, only $27 will be left by the time the money trickles all the way down to Kelsey Grammer.
Judging by the reviews, the latest entry in the Metamucil Squad franchise is only good for laughs of the unintentional variety.
The same can’t be said for the movie’s poster, which hilariously packs on more bodies than a subway car during rush hour.
As you might expect, Twitter has been having a field day.
Scientists still don’t know how many people are in the poster for The Expendables 3
— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) July 30, 2014
Ever wondered what a GREAT agent does? They get Dolf Lundgren’s photo the same size as Harrison Ford’s on the poster for The Expendables.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) July 30, 2014
Based on this poster ‘Expendables 3′ should really be called ’30 Testicles and a Lady’ #blerg pic.twitter.com/pM7t4FkL4w
— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) August 14, 2014
saw a poster for “The Expendables” and it had so many actors on it. did the casting people think it was called “The Expandables”?
— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) August 12, 2014
Finally found thirty minutes to sit down and read the Expendables 3 poster.
— Pamela Ribon (@pamelaribon) August 10, 2014
Every time I see that Expendables 3 poster with all the names I want ‘and Jennifer Anniston’ at the end of it
— Sharon Horgan (@RealSharHorgan) August 6, 2014
I have never seen more human beings on one movie poster. Did they include the grip? #Expendables3 #EX3 pic.twitter.com/DwuO2VQEpN
— Joe ‘Monk’ Pardavila (@joepardavila) August 6, 2014
It took all day, but I FINALLY found where Waldo was hiding in the Expendables 3 poster. DM me for hints!
— H. Caldwell Tanner (@caldy) July 31, 2014
I saw a movie poster for #Expendables3 in the subway today. For a film that casted all of Hollywood, did @KevinHart4real miss the audition?
— Cortney Johnson (@CortneyJohnelle) August 9, 2014