Hondo racked up his third no-hitter of the season Monday when the Phillies’ Gang of Four shut down the Braves. That bit of brilliance, coupled with his Tiger victory, reduced the deficit to 1,440 perranoskis.
Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to rake in some cash in the colorful Kelly-Greene matchup with an investment on the Yankees — 10 units. Also, he will take a stab with Mister Fister to punch out the Dodgers — 10 units.
Maria Shriver reportedly had her own extra-curricular activity going on while Conan the Barbarian was messing around with Mildred the Maid in the California governor’s mansion. Apparently, Maria fell victim to those same Kennedy “lust demons” that have gripped cousin Bobby Jr. … President Obama and Joe “Cannonballs” Biden cut loose and made rousing speeches to unions on Labor Day. That would indicate they have formulated a strategy for winning votes in the upcoming mid-term elections but, unfortunately, they still haven’t worked one out for battling ISIS.