Hondo, who is having a less than august month, took a Sunday punch with the Royals in Texas, which, along with his whiffs with Garcia and Fowler at The Barclays, sent the deficit soaring to a smooth 1,780 simpsons.
Monday: Mr. Aitch will try a three-pronged approach to deficit reduction with investments on the Yankees, Phillies and Jays — 10 units apiece.
If you’re wondering why Mayor de Blasio wasn’t at Saturday’s “March for Justice” on Staten Island, it probably was because co-Mayor Sharpton assigned him to go elsewhere for the day…
Sunday was Go Topless Day in the city, which is always a popular event with the viewing public treated to a potpourri of perky high-riders, droopy low-hangers and even the occasional Ted Kennedys (belt-high SuperSaggers). Rumor has it many entertainment and newspaper Internet sites are against allowing women to go shirtless, because it would be bad for their side-boob business…
Coincidentally, while the cans were parading proudly in Manhattan, up in The Bronx, the McCanns were applauding proudly for Brian’s game-winning homer…