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Hondo playing Rockie

Hondo treaded water Tuesday night as he hit with the Pale Hose but missed with Tanaka and the Yankees to leave the deficit holding at 960 biancalanas.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is chasin’ Chacin — 10 units on the Rockies to take Cain to the mat.


“Selfie” is among the new words added to the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary. For that, a huge debt of gratitude is owed to President Obama for helping to popularize it by yukking it up with blonde Dutch PM Helle Thorning-Schmidt — as Michelle stewed — in that totally tasteless photo at the Mandela memorial service. … The Quinnipiac University co-ed who was arrested after calling in bomb threats on the commencement ceremony because she didn’t want her mom to know she had dropped out missed a much better solution. According to emailer William DiMarco she could have saved herself a lot of trouble by doing what coaches George O’Leary and Steve Masiello did: Lie for decades on your résumé and keep moving up the career ladder.