MLB

Hondo eyes Royal flush

Hondo rebounded from Saturday’s Yankees debacle by scoring Sunday with Kluber and the Tribe, who breezed by the Royals to slash the accounts payable to 1,400 howsers.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects to keep the beat going with the one and only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on KC to slay the Rays


Hillary Clinton, explaining how she decompressed after her tenure as Secretary of State (in case you haven’t heard, she racked up almost a million frequent flyer miles, all while accomplishing absolutely nothing), told the Huffington Post: “We live in a little renovated farmhouse north of New York City …” In the words of Meat Loaf: Stop right there!!!

The “little renovated farmhouse” she refers to is a 5,232 square-foot gem that has five bedrooms and four bathrooms and sits on 1.3 acres (with a swimming pool) in tony Chappaqua, N.Y. Bought for $1.7M in 1999, this former little fixer-upper farmhouse now is estimated to be worth more than $5 mil. By now, Bill must be thoroughly disgusted and embarrassed by her inability to tell a believable lie, despite all the fine examples he set for her over the years.