This toilet is music to a luxury developer’s ears.
The Sterling Mason in Tribeca is pimped out with $3,000 Toto smart toilets that play jazz and ocean sounds, purify the air and have ionized seats that repel bacteria.
Reps for the 32-unit building — where a five-bedroom condo is on the market for $9.65 million — said it’s flush with state-of-the-art furnishings. And that includes a cutting-edge john.
“The interiors . . . were designed with an acute attention to detail and an uncompromising commitment to quality and craft,” said interior designer Henry Ellis of the firm Gachot.
“Even something like the toilet, which is usually an afterthought on development projects, was a highly debated topic.”
They have a programmable night light, remote control to flush and a retractable “Washlet” for a bidet. There’s also a built-in deodorizer, dryer and heated seat.
But for the New Yorker who has it all, this porcelain throne plays the soothing sounds of running brooks and crashing waves to give people more privacy.
The bowl’s boom box is a unit that attaches to the wall and is preloaded with 18 MP3s including “Ave Maria.”