MLB

Hondo picks a Card

Hondo suffered an early setback with the Reds on Wednesday but turned a profit for the day by hitting with the Astros and Giants to lower the deficit to 1,375 pendletons.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will take a sporty ride with Shelby in San Diego — 10 units on the Cardinals to dispose of Despaigne.


Governor Cuomo explained the reason he disbanded the panel he formed to probe state corruption was to save money for taxpayers. It’s an especially big savings for those corrupt taxpayers in state government who would have had to hire lawyers to defend themselves. … According to love letters written by former President Warren Harding to his mistress, he referred to his manhood as “Jerry.” It’s too bad Warren and his little buddy didn’t live long enough to get to know another Horndog-in-Chief, Peyronie Bill Clinton. They could have formed an exclusive, members-only dessert club — “Bend and Jerry’s.”