Sports

Hondo’s dogging it

Hondo, a loser Sunday with the Blue Jays, carried a deficit of 1,325 pignatanos into Monday night’s investment on the Nationals to beat the Birds.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch is walkin’ the big ’dogs — 10 units on the Metamucils to pan Nat Gio and 10 on the Angels to give Kershaw and the Dodgers holy hell.


By all accounts, everyone had a wonderful time at the wedding of Robert F. “Lust Demons” Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines over the weekend in Hyannisport. In fact, almost all of the guests had so much fun they are hoping to be invited to RFK Jr.’s next wedding…

CNN correspondent Arwa Damon allegedly bit two EMS workers during a drunken rage in Baghdad last month, according to a lawsuit filed by the workers. That pretty much confirms most people’s feelings about the floundering news network: It really bites!…

Barack Obama was up to his old tricks again Monday, bypassing Congress with another executive order. This one strictly prohibits Joe “The Gaffe Machine” Biden from skinny-dipping in the White House pool.