Hondo’s three-’dog night started with a “W” with the Fish Monday, but the fun ended there as losses with the Royals and Giants caused the debt to grow to 1,530 alstons.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch is counting on Hyun-Jin to provide some tonic in Atlanta — 10 units on the Dodgers.
Obama is growing so fed up with Hillary Clinton’s criticism of his foreign policy that, if it doesn’t stop soon, he has threatened to draw a red line all the way around the Portly Pantsuit. … The President said Hillary’s second guessing of his “don’t do stupid sh-t” foreign policy doctrine is “horsesh-t.” With the two eloquent Dems scheduled to attend the same birthday party Saturday night, most political observers predict the fecal matter will hit the fan.
Meanwhile, skinny-dipping Joe Biden will be vacationing next week in the Hamptons. Sources say the VP is looking forward to taking the edge off with a few days of relaxing, barbecuing and plenty of buck-naked cannonballing.