Hondo bounced into the black (for real this time) Friday night when the Yankees rolled past the Jays to put the earnings at a solid 15 conines.
Apologies for Thursday’s incorrect figure. Mr. Aitch’s accountant, the venerable CP Addemup, credited where he should have debited, which can happen to the best of ‘em.
As for Saturday night, it’s all right for fighting and wagering on Fernandez the Phenom — 10 units on the Fish to show the Padres who their daddies are.
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From Westbury’s own William DiMarco: Sen. Richard “Lying Dick” Blumenthal (Conn.) said at the General Motors safety hearings that “GM has a real exposure to criminal liability.” Lying Dick can relate due to his real exposure to truth liability concerning his fictional tales of serving in Vietnam … Meanwhile, in other Lying Dick news, the phony war hero was spotted on a flight from D.C. to New York Thursday night. Asked if he was telling lies, Hondo’s source/second-but-equal heir replied: “His lips were moving, so he must have been.”