MLB

Hondo dips and dips again

The Giants came up exceptionally small against Strasburg and the Nats Monday night, which caused Hondo’s deficit to climb back up to 990 cervs.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch hopes to coast with that Bumgarner — 10 units on the Giants to pound Mister Fister. Also, 10 on Nicasio to watch over Hondo’s investment on the Rockies.


Hillary Clinton claimed in an interview with ABC she and Bill were “dead broke” when they left the White House. However, she didn’t include the happy ending (there’s always a happy ending with the former Horndog-in-Chief): Shortly after leaving office they were grossly overpaid for a few speeches and suddenly they were millionaires.

Alexander Imich, the world’s oldest living man, died Sunday at age 111. That leaves the crown to Sakari Momoi, also 111, of Japan. Hondo doesn’t know what it is, but he has this haunting feeling that Mr. Momoi’s reign isn’t going to last very long.