MLB

Hondo’s Sonny outlook

Hondo resumed his losing ways Thursday night when the O’s beat the Royals by the hair of their Chen-y Chen Chen, causing the filthy figure to grow to 910 campanerises.

Friday night: The A’s-Tribe game looks like a black-and-white issue, so Mr. Aitch will go with Gray — 10 units on Oakland.

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