MLB

Hondo brews up a winner

Hondo made a hefty score in Detroit Thursday afternoon when the joltin’ Jays jarred Justin V., but the Metamucils spoiled the day by getting chewed up in Wrigley to put the deficit at 855 vuckoviches.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch fully expects Lohse to make losers of the Pirates — 10 units on the Brewers.


If Obama really wants Qatar to keep an eye on the five terrorists he released in the five-for-one Taliban swap (with a terrorist to be named later), he might want to ask Al Gore to try to intervene with the leaders of the fossil-fuel-rich country he sold Current TV network to. … According to a Fox News Poll, Obama is less competent than his predecessor by a margin of 42 percent to 48 percent. As usual, Administration officials say there’s only one person to blame: George W. Bush. … Monica Lewinsky will give her first TV interview in 10 years to the National Geographic Channel. Shouldn’t that have been given to A&Knee?