Staten Island
■ I’m a 16-year-old cannibal. Just kidding!
David Liu was arrested for telling a female classmate that he wanted to eat her — literally — even though he tried to convince the cops it was all just a joke, law enforcement sources said.
Liu allegedly sent the victim four morbid e-mails this month detailing his cannibalistic desire to eat the girl.
“Hello, I think you’re delicious and tasty. I like to eat people . . . this is a step by step guide to break down the human body into serviceable choice cuts of meat,” he wrote, according to a Criminal Court complaint.
The 16-year-old girl, who attends Michael J. Petrides HS in Sunnyside with Liu, told cops she was in fear for her safety.
Liu was charged with endangering the welfare of a child, the sources said.
Liu allegedly admitted to sending the e-mails to a bunch of classmates as part of a sick prank.
“My sense of humor is evil,” he told police.
Brooklyn
■ A man was shot while sitting in his car in Brownsville, cops said.
The 26-year-old victim was on Bristol Street and Lott Avenue Friday at about 3 p.m. when a gunman opened fire and shot him in the neck and arm, according to police.
The victim was rushed to Brookdale Hospital, where he was in serious but stable condition, authorities said.
The triggerman fled southbound on Bristol and was last seen wearing a black du-rag, black sweatpants and a black glove on his right hand, cops said.
Police recovered two shell casings from the scene.
■ A man was caught on video surveillance moments after he burglarized a Fort Greene building.
The suspect was wearing an orange construction hard hat when he entered the Clermont Avenue building near the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway May 8 at 6 p.m., according to police.
He scrounged through a couple of UPS boxes and stole a Bluetooth speaker and a package that contained $55, cops said.
He was last seen wearing a red-striped hooded sweatshirt.
■ A man pulled a silver revolver on an East New York beauty store clerk after requesting to see a fancy hair trimmer, cops said.
The suspect, caught on surveillance video, walked into John’s Beauty Supply on Pennsylvania Avenue near Stanley Avenue on Wednesday at about 6:30 p.m. and pointed to a pair of Andis Styliner trimmers worth approximately $45, cops said.
When the worker went behind the cash register to show the suspect the trimmers, the man pulled out a gun and demanded money, cops said.
The clerk handed over an undetermined amount of cash and the thief fled.
The 5-foot-11, 220-pound suspect was last seen wearing a red sweatshirt and sunglasses, cops said.
Queens
■ The death of a 24-year-old man in St. Albans has been reclassified by police as a homicide.
Police discovered the man with a gunshot wound to the head inside Roy Wilkins Park on Merrick Boulevard and Baisley Boulevard on May 10 at about 3 p.m., cops said.
He died two days later at Jamaica Hospital after being removed from life support, cops said.
The victim’s identification was being withheld pending family notification, cops said Friday.
■ A gun-toting passenger robbed $200 from a livery-cab driver in Glendale, cops said.
The cabby picked up the passenger Wednesday at about 2 a.m. at Marcy Avenue and Fulton Street in Brooklyn and asked to be taken to 67th Place near Myrtle Avenue before pulling a gun on the driver and demanding money, cops said.
The suspect is believed to be 25 with a goatee and was last seen wearing a white T-shirt and dark pants, cops said.
The Bronx
■ A woman was fatally struck by a train Friday in Melrose, cops said.
The 35-year-old victim was struck at the 149th Street station by a northbound No. 5 train at 8:30 a.m., according to police.
The woman may have been on the tracks as the train rolled into the station, but it’s not immediately clear if she jumped or was pushed, cops said.
Her identification waswithheld pending family notification.