MLB

Houston no problem for Hondo

Hondo took a beating Tuesday night in Cleveland, where the Tribe rocked Tanaka to send the deficit soaring to 1,435 kneppers.

Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will do launch with the Astros — 10 units on Keuchel to win his duel with Darvish.


Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz predicts Mitt Romney will run for President again in 2016. Apparently, Chaffetz believes that by then voters will have forgotten what a complete lightweight Romney was while running against a very beatable Obama in 2012.

According to Page Six, Christie Brinkley’s ex Peter Cook is about to become Suzanne Shaw’s ex, because of his philandering ways (aka the Peter Principle). From here on in, Cook probably could save himself a lot in legal fees if he would seek satisfaction exclusively from his legendary DIY Internet porn hobby.

Andrew Rector is suing ESPN, MLB and the Yankees for $10 million because ESPN’s announcers made fun of him for being fat as he slept at a Yanks-Red Sox game. However, most legal experts predict the defendants will settle with the flabby fan for far less, probably something like a couple of pizzas, a bucket of wings and a big gulp.