Golf

Hondo on the right track

Hondo closed out the front nine with a victory Sunday, scoring with Gray and the A’s to lower the accounts payable to 1,250 abbatiellos going into the All-Star break.

Monday: Mr. Aitch will try to stay sharp by offering some horse sense with a selection at Monticello — two units to win on Er Grace in the sixth.


Regarding the University of Exeter study that says smelling farts can help in the avoidance of cancer and strokes, it shouldn’t be up to just the men to provide all the preventative medicine. All you ladies should be squeezing out as many contributions as possible. After all, a little extra scrubbing in the laundry room is a small price to pay for a possible life-saving benefit … It’s a good thing there are no pressing issues to be dealt with domestically or abroad. Otherwise, Obama wouldn’t have been able to work in a round of golf Saturday at TPC Potomac at Avenal Farm.