Hondo connected with the Yanks in his opener Monday afternoon but succumbed with the Rays in the night cap thanks to some shoddy relief work by Heath Bell. That left him with skimpy earnings of 5 luzinskis.
Tuesday: Mr. Aitch fully expects Kendrick to make the Brewers come up dry in the Phillies’ home opener — 10 units.
The White House reportedly may ban selfies in the wake of the Obama-David Ortiz-Samsung debacle last week. If that happens, no exceptions will be made — unless Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt pays a visit to Barack … Meanwhile, several prominent freedom-fighters have taken a firm stand against the White House’s position because of their belief that a selfie should never be banned anywhere. Leading the charge are Pee Wee Herman, Peter Cook, David Duchovny and Fred Willard —aka The Core Four of selfies.