MLB

Hondo doing double duty

The Pirates patched together a win for Hondo Tuesday night, rallying for three in the ninth to stun the D’backs and trim the accounts payable to 1,380 gulletts.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch expects the Reds to show Ross who’s boss in San Diego — 10 units on Cueto. Also, 10 on Vogelsong to do a number on the Cards.


Sources say Gilberto Valle, everyone’s favorite cannibal cop, was excited about being released from jail in time for July 4th, mainly because he had been fantasizing about grilling up a few handburgers and lightly charred buns. … Rumor has it Valle’s favorite player at the World Cup was — you guessed it — Uruguayan flesh fiend Luis Suarez. … There’s only thing to say about the outfit Gisele Bundchen put Tom Brady in Monday — wool sweater and jeans on a 90-degree day in the city: Pray for Tommy. … Let’s hear it for Jason Kidd, this year’s winner of the Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl Loyalty Award.