Hondo kept the ball rolling in the right direction Saturday night when he hooked the Marlins to raise his net gain to 65 ditmars.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will hop aboard the anti-CC bandwagon until the slender southpaw gets back on the Cap’n Crunch diet — 10 units on the Jays to light up Sabathia.
CBS execs have launched their search for David Letterman’s replacement. They’re looking for someone just like Dirty Dave: An increasingly bitter, decreasingly funny left-winger who isn’t afraid to make “knocked-up” jokes about underage teen girls and might enjoy the occasional romp with an intern. Seems like it might be a good fit for Bill Maher … The city health dept. has shut down theDominique Ansel Bakery, maker of the cronut, because of a significant rodent issue. Apparently, officials are concerned that with all those free ingredients running around, the bakery would be tempted to cash in on another new combo item: the ro-nut.