Weird But True

Weird but true

This firearms teacher probably needs a safety refresher course.

Fred Petersen, of Stockton, Minn., wounded himself in the finger when his wife asked if he could pull the trigger while his gun was holstered — and he decided to give it a try.

It turns out you can.

Luckily for him, he won’t lose his trigger finger, or any other digit.

***

An impromptu peep show got these alleged perverts busted.

Two moviegoers at a multiplex in Duluth, Ga., climbed into a drop ceiling above a women’s restroom to sneak peeks at the ladies.

They were busted after the ceiling collapsed and they fell to the floor.

***

This guy may be a wee bit troubled.

Cops in Newtown, Conn., discovered about 300 gallons of urine stored in jugs in a resident’s run-down home, police said.

State environmental officials were carting the liquid waste to a sewage-treatment plant.

In case you were wondering, the average person answering the call of nature produces about six cups of urine a day.

***

An armed-robbery victim in New Orleans turned the tables and snatched away the gun of the crook — who tried to negotiate to get it back.

“Give me my gun back and I’ll give you your phone,” he said.

But it was no deal, and the crook ran off seconds later.

***

An elderly couple in Sweden fought fire with fire — and blasted noisy neighbors with a heavy dose of heavy metal.

Among other classics, the couple played Iron Maiden’s “Afraid to Shoot Strangers” again and again, for hours at a time. (What, no “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”?)

The senior citizens, now charged with harassment, have no regrets.

“We wanted to give them a taste of their own medicine,” the hubby said.