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COFFEE MORON’S JAILHOUSE SHINER

A “Fight Club”-obsessed teen got a real-life, fist-to-eye screening of his favorite flick while in the slammer.

Kyle Shaw — charged with setting off an explosive outside an Upper East Side Starbucks — showed up in Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday sporting a nasty shiner near his left eye.

The 17-year-old said he was using a jailhouse phone when a fellow inmate asked if he was in “the program” — a real-life “Fight Club” at Rikers.

The menacing query was quickly followed by a punch to the teen’s face.

Correction officials said “it appears [Shaw] did not file a report or a claim,” said Correction Department spokesman Stephen Morello.

Shaw made his $100,000 bail early yesterday, but was forced to return to court after prosecutors argued to have him remanded.

Justice Charles Solomon let Shaw go, and said he’s leaning toward allowing the teen to remain free on bail as long as his parents can make a higher bond.

The judge ordered Shaw confined to his family’s apartment until Monday afternoon.

The Starbucks explosion blew a hole in a bench and shattered two windows at the East 92nd coffee shop at 3 a.m. on May 25. There were no injuries.

Additional reporting by Jessica Simeone and Philip Messing

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