Grab your blood vials and Third World babies — it’s Angelina Jolie’s birthday! Also, youngin’ Kendall Jenner takes her top off and archaeologists unearth the world’s oldest bottoms. Happy Hump Day.
– Scout Willis now has an ally in Kendall Jenner, who went (tastefully, editorially) topless for the new issue of Interview magazine. [PopSugar]
– Did Karl Lagerfeld rip off New Balance? The Kaiser, who has spearheaded the haute sneaker craze, is being sued by the trainer company for copyright infringement. Scheiße! [Vogue UK]
– From pop artist to unassailable institution, how Beyoncé has come to run the world (girls!), one — or rather, 17 — videos at a time. [T Magazine]
– German archaeologists have discovered a 3,000-year-old pair of pants believed to be the world’s oldest. Evidently drop-crotches with geometric designs have been a thing for millennia. [Mashable]
– One curious soul tested tampons as hair curlers and other “Orange Is the New Black” beauty tips, because if it can happen to Piper it can happen to any of us. [MTV Style]
– Happy birthday, Angelina! The incomparable Mrs. Jolie-Pitt turns 39 today. Here are her standout sartorial moments. [Vanity Fair]