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HONDO HAS A PAIR

The Angels put Hondo through holy hell last night, getting nipped in Toronto to send him deeper into the hole with IOUs totaling 320 hebners.

Today, he’ll go with Mr. Fister to punch out the Na tive Americans — 10 units on the Mariners. Also, he ex pects Lilly to pad his stats against the Dodgers — 10 on the Cubs.

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Obama and fam are headed to Martha’s Vineyard tomorrow to begin a 10-day vacation. Bo the dog will be joining them, but, surprisingly, they’re not bringing Brian the anchorman. . . . According to e-mauler Ed Buckmir of the Brothers Buckmir, Calipari and Pitino got in trouble for similar offenses — Calipari for using an ineligible player and Pitino for using an ineligible re ceiver. . . . The lovey-dovey Clintons had to cut short their romantic getaway in Bermuda after a day be cause of the approaching hurricane. Whew, said Bill, just in time. hondo@nypost.com