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Hondo’s extra long shot

The Cardinals were a major disappointment to Hondo last night as they succumbed in Milwaukee to the stumble-bum Brewers to raise the accounts payable back up to a hefty 845 ashbys.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will drop back and throw a Hail Mary with Bedard — 20 units on the ‘Stros to put the Rangers to rest in Arlington.

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Oprah’s interview of Lindsay Lohan, her first since she left rehab, drew only 890,000 viewers. Most figured they’ll just wait and see her next first interview after her next rehab. … The State Department Four, who were suspended — with pay — for their roles in the Benghazi scandal, have been reinstated. John Kerry apparently has come around to Hillary’s point of view on the matter: What difference does it make? … The U.S. reportedly is tops in the world in the number of porn sites with 428 million. Just a guess, but it probably wouldn’t be too much of a leap to figure the U.S. also is a world-beater when it comes to self-pleasuring.

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