Sex & Relationships

Top 5: Ways to to flirt with a farmer

According to folks near Friend of a Farmer restaurant…

“Tell him you have your tractor’s license.” — Robert

“Say, ‘Hope I don’t sound corny, but I think you’re handsome.’ ” — Nicole

“Ask, ‘Wanna go for a roll in the hay? Literally, since you own a barn.’ ” — Hannah

“Whisper, ‘The “Farmers’ Almanac” calls for lots of love in the air this year.’ ” — Adia

“Say, ‘You’ve been working sow hard. Ready to reap your sexy harvest?’ ” — Nicole