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Hondo playing Rockie

Ventura put Hondo on the highway to heaven Wednesday night, helping hurl the Royals to a victory that trimmed the deficit to 615 saberhagens. As for his Oriole action, it was rinsed for a second straight night.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will go against Big Bart in an attempt to shrink the deficit — 10 units on the Rockies to pound Colon.


Speaking of the Metamucils, they have posted a so-called “Legends Letter” on Meta.com that they asked fans to sign as a show of loyalty to the their plucky little band of overachievers. Fans should do that right after the Wilponzies sign a letter pledging not to cripple the team’s finances again by doing business with any financial schemers

Caught with the deadliest catch: Florida State’s Famous Jameis Winston is on the hook for stealing crab legs from a grocery store. Word is Winston, who claims he “forgot” to pay (that seems fishy), is on that new see-food diet — see food and steal it … The Heisman winner was issued only a misdemeanor citation for his shellfish act because of a special Leon County program for those who commit “minor, non-violent non-sexual offenses.”

Whew, lucky for Lamest Jameis he hasn’t been involved in any sexual offenses!