That’s life with the Metamucils — riding high in April, shot down in May. And Hondo was there to cash in with the Rockies, whose dominance Thursday night cut the debt to 615 magadans.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch will swim with the Marlins against Beckett — 10 units on Koehler.
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V. Stiviano, mask-wearing ex-flame of Donald Sterling, announced she intends to “become President of the United States.” On the outside chance that happens, it is believed V-Stiv will be the first former welder to occupy the highest office in the land.
Singer Edie Brickell said she slapped Paul Simon for doing something that “broke my heart.” For those wondering what that was, Hondo hears Small Paul threw out his elevator shoes … From Goose the Emailer: Things are not all bleak for Jameis Winston, who was caught stealing crab legs. Even though he was suspended from the FSU baseball team, word is he’s in the running for this year’s Heistman Trophy.
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Hondo’s top-notch Kentucky Derby picks: Ride On Curlin, Medal Count, Intense Holiday