The bumbling Braves sent Hondo’s deficit back into four figures Thursday night when they threw it away against the Sawx to push the accounts payable to 1,030 blasses.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch, embracing the PNHLT (Post-No-Hitter-Letdown theory), will invest 10 units on the Pirates to pound Beckett.
Watching porn excessively reduces the size of your brain, according to a German study. That’s terrible news for Peter Cook (aka Christie Brinkley’s ex), David Duchovny, Fred Willard and all the peanut-brained perverts who are allowed to watch porn on the city libraries’ computers. … SuperNanny Bloomberg received an honorary degree from Harvard Thursday. It’s believed to be the first PhD awarded in the art of meddling. … Bloomberg also delivered the commencement speech, telling the grads not to be afraid to go out there and take a big gulp out of life — as long as it’s less than 32 ounces.