It’s a bird, it’s a plane — it’s a Toyota?
A Maryland man and pals took a 1956 Cessna 310 and welded it onto a 1987 Toyota van.
Jeff Bloch said the 27-foot- long “Spirit of LeMons” can go 90 mph . . . on the road. It doesn’t fly.
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See you later, alligator.
A Florida mother of two wrestled a wayward, 7-foot alligator that got too close to a middle school.
Jessica McGregor said the gator was trying to get through a chain-link fence lining a sidewalk near the Clermont Middle School.
She lassoed it with 30 feet of rope, tied it up and used tape to keep the beast’s jaws closed.
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Well, that’s one way to get a lobster dinner.
A Duluth, Minn., man was arrested after police caught him red-handed with a crustacean stolen from Red Lobster.
Edward Farris, 53, was busted after employees of the restaurant in Canal Park told cops a lobster was missing from their tank. Farris was allegedly found with the lobster in a plastic bag.
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What do you get when you dress up like an Oompa Loompa and assault someone? Arrested.
British police busted three men who allegedly dressed up like the small singing orange-skinned characters from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” during a December assault in Norwich, England.
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Brother, can you spare a kidney?
Carl Jones, 32, of Wales, has four kidneys — and three pancreases — inside him after undergoing multiple organ transplants.
His kidneys first failed because of Type I diabetes, and the transplant operation had to be repeated after the first set of “new” organs failed as well.
Doctors say leaving the failed organs in Jones’ body helped subsequent procedures succeed.