Hondo hit that triple he needed on Derby day, scoring with the Marlins, Orioles and Rockies Tuesday night to slash the NRN (nasty red number) to 605 bowas.
Wednesday: Mr. Aitch will keep on fishing for another day — 10 units on Koehler. Also, there will be some HondoNation cheers for Cliffy if he beats the Jays — 10 units on the Phillies.
Monica Lewinsky, aka The Portly Pepperpot, talks in Vanity Fair about her White House affair with President Clinton. The most surprising aspect of the interview is that she didn’t give it to Cigar Aficionado. … The Portly Pepperpot’s reemergence can’t be good news for The Portly Pantsuit who’s pondering a run for President. Sources say Peyronie Bill, ever the helpful one, has volunteered to do whatever he can to shut up Miss Lewinsky. … Addendum to William DiMarco’s suggestion that the White House would blame the First Brother-In-Law’s firing by Oregon State on George Bush, Fox News or rich people: A.E. (Anonymous Emailer) writes that some blame surely will be directed toward the maker of an offensive Islamic video.