MLB

Hondo: Phlattened in Philly

Hondo slipped back into the red Tuesday when Kendrick and the Phillies proved to be no match for the mighty and muscular Ryan Braun, which put the dirty digits at 45 bahnsens.

Wednesday: Mr. Aitch doesn’t expect anyone on the Orioles to knock a homer off Tanaka, so he will invest 10 units on the Yankees.


The gender pay gap issue is getting a lot of attention these days with Obama, advisor Valerie Jarrett and assorted women’s groups leading the push for equal pay for equal work among men and women. A little less complaining and more productivity probably would help the cause …. If Oscar Pistorius somehow beats the rap for killing his girlfriend, he may have a bright future in Hollywood. Not only has he proven he can weep uncontrollably and puke on demand, but he also would be able to show great versatility in his verticality … Cronut lovers are flocking back to the Dominique Ansel Bakery, which has reopened after being shut down briefly because of a rodent problem. Enjoy your cronuts, everyone, and have a mice day!