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Dodger ball for Hondo

The Mariners, looking ancient at the plate, were blanked by the Angels last night, which caused Hondo’s deficit to grow to 250 mayberrys.

Tonight, in the war on deficit spending, Mr. Aitch will deputize Fife for a 10-unit plunge on the Dodgers.

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Chris Christie said this week to never wear a Speedo. However, sources close to the governor said he would make an exception if his pal Barack wore one for their next round of Shore hugs … Katherine Thurston, who threw a pubic-hair filled razor at Hugh Jackman, was declared unfit for trial yesterday. Given her fondness for the buzz cut, she must be a distant relative of the old Packer guard, Fuzzy Thurston.

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