All you need to know you learned in kindergarten — but two California women apparently need a refresher course.
They showed poor kindness skills when they got into a fight at a kindergarten graduation in Victorville.
Before long, onlookers joined in and a major melee ensued. Cops were called, and now the brawlers face a major time-out.
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A dog named Kiko earned the title “man’s best friend the hard way.”
The Jack Russell terrier apparently sensed that his master, Jerry Douthett, had an infected toe — and chomped it off as the Michigan man slept off a drinking bender.
The man later hailed Kiko, because the incident forced him to go to a doctor, who told him he had diabetes that needed immediate treatment.
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A British girl has given Macaulay Culkin a run for his money.
The 12-year-old was home alone when she foiled an intruder by kicking him in the groin.
The plucky kid said the crook “groaned, then ran.”
She got police started on the search by personally drawing a sketch of the perp.
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The parasailing donkey has had a happy landing.
The poor creature became a cause celebre when video surfaced of her cruel handlers sending her into the sky at a Russian beach resort.
The stunt sparked outrage, and The Sun newspaper of Britain bought her to free her from her owners.
She arrived in Moscow yesterday for a check by vets. Her next stop will be a British animal sanctuary.
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Malaysia has figured out how to end an epidemic of unwed underage mothers — let them get married.
Authorities decided to let girls younger than 16 wed their baby daddies after 111 underage girls got pregnant in the first four months of the year.
The move has outraged the nation’s Muslims and feminists alike.