With one round in the books, The Post breaks down all 32 picks from Thursday night at the NFL Draft at Radio City Music Hall.
1. TEXANS, DE JADEVEON CLOWNEY, South Carolina: Gives new coach Bill O’Brien his Batman (J.J. Watt) and Robin pass-rushers and Andrew Luck agita.
2. RAMS, OT GREG ROBINSON, Auburn: This 6-foot-5, 330-pound Walter Jones clone means the big, bad Seahawks and Niners won’t be scaring Sam Bradford any time soon.
3. JAGUARS, QB BLAKE BORTLES, Central Florida: Surprise! Won’t fill owners Shad Khan’s seats like Johnny Football would have, but he’s the Roethlisberger-esque prototype who can bide his time behind Chad Henne and try to make the locals forget Blaine Gabbert.
4. BILLS (from Browns), WR SAMMY WATKINS, Clemson: EJ Manuel’s explosive new best friend means the likely end of Stevie Johnson and pressures Jets GM John Idzik to get Rex Ryan a cornerback ASAP.
5. RAIDERS, OLB KHALIL MACK, Buffalo: For as much catchup as the Silver and Black figure to be playing, count on double-digit sacks from this stud, who might remind Justin Tuck of a young Osi Umenyiora.
6. FALCONS, OT JAKE MATTHEWS, Texas A&M: Can’t go wrong with a 10-year plug-and-play anchor at left or right tackle with impeccable bloodlines, right Matt Ryan?
7. BUCCANEERS, WR MIKE EVANS, Texas A&M: Bawled like a baby when he was picked, now he and clone Vincent Jackson make Josh McCown shed tears of joy throwing to his new pair of trees.
8. BROWNS (from VIKINGS), CB JUSTIN GILBERT, Oklahoma State: A 4.37 40-time playmaker opposite Joe Haden is critical for coach Mike Pettine’s defense.
9. VIKINGS (from BROWNS), OLB ANTHONY BARR, UCLA: With Jared Allen in Chicago, a raw pass rusher for coach Mike Zimmer who has the tools to be a menacing Purple People Eater down the road.
10. LIONS, TE ERIC EBRON, North Carolina: No more excuses for Matthew Stafford with this Vernon Davis clone to take the heat off Calvin Johnson.
11. TITANS, OT TAYLOR LEWAN, Michigan: LT Michael Roos turns 32 in October, and if RT Michael Oher can’t protect Jake Locker’s blindside, this nasty boy will.
12. GIANTS, WR ODELL BECKHAM JR., LSU: An explosive toy for Eli Manning to replace Hakeem Nicks, a lethal weapon for new offensive coordinator Ben McAdoo and a salsa for Victor Cruz.
13. RAMS, DT AARON DONALD, Pittsburgh: An interior disrupter who gives Jeff Fisher a Fearsome Foursome like no other with Robert Quinn and Chris Long on the edges.
14. BEARS, CB KYLE FULLER, Virginia Tech: Passed on the two available safeties, but Charles Tillman needs help defending Aaron Rodgers and Jay Cutler, and may be moved over to safety now.
15. STEELERS, LB RYAN SHAZIER, Ohio State: A versatile run-and-hit 238-pounder who bears a resemblance to a young James Farrior.
16. COWBOYS, T-G Zack Martin, Notre Dame: Somehow, some way, Jerry Jones resists the urge to draft Johnny Football for a guy who can play any position on the line and protect Tony Romo.
17. RAVENS, LB C.J.MOSLEY, Alabama: Ozzie Newsome rolls tide with a worthy successor to Ray Lewis who can play all three downs inside or outside.
18. JETS, S CALVIN PRYOR, Louisville: A punisher who dramatically upgrades the back end and helps Rex Ryan match up with Rob Gronkowski and now Eric Ebron. Sorry, Johnny Football.
19. DOLPHINS, OT JA’WUAN JAMES, Tennessee: A 6-6, 311-pound right tackle and bookend for Branden Albert and the end of Bullygate.
20. SAINTS (from Cardinals), WR BRANDIN COOKS, Oregon State: Sean Payton leapfrogs Chip Kelly for a burner slot receiver for Drew Brees.
21. PACKERS, S HA HA CLINTON-DIX, Alabama: A needed center fielder.
22. BROWNS (from Eagles), QB JOHNNY MANZIEL, Texas A&M: Who?
23. CHIEFS, DE DEE FORD, Auburn: Undersized for a defensive end, but when you play Peyton Manning twice a year, the more pass-rushers the merrier.
24. BENGALS, CB DARQUEZE DENNARD, Michigan State: A press corner to infuse new blood into an aging secondary.
25. CHARGERS, CB JASON VERRETT, TCU: Plays bigger than 5-9, and someone to give Wes Welker fits and shore up arguably the planet’s worst pass defense.
26. EAGLES, OLB-DE MARCUS SMITH, Louisville: A 6-3, 251-pound rush linebacker who gives Chip Kelly what Brandon Graham did not.
27. CARDINALS, S DEONE BUCANNON, Washington State: A fierce 6-1, 211-pound hitter and tackler with range some considered the best safety in this class.
28. PANTHERS, WR KELVIN BENJAMIN, Florida State: Cam Newton will enjoy throwing to this 6-5, 240-pound target in the red zone.
29. PATRIOTS, DL DOMINIQUE EASLEY, Florida: Bill Belichick loves Gators, and this one out of Curtis High School in Staten Island would have been a top-10 pick were it not for two ACL surgeries.
30. 49ERS, S JIMMIE WARD, Northern Illinois: A 4.47 40 means he and Eric Reid, last year’s first-rounder, can form a dynamic duo, and this kid can play corner, too.
31. BRONCOS, CB BRADLEY, ROBY, Ohio State: Physically gifted replacement for Champ Bailey, but red flags dropped him into John Elway’s lap.
32. VIKINGS (from Seahawks), QB TEDDY BRIDGEWATER, Louisville: Teddy Football can redshirt behind Matt Cassel.