Hondo hit his long shot Wednesday night, scoring with the Marlins over the Rays, but went double-draino with the Pirates and Rockies to elevate the accounts payable to 885 whitakers.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch will wing it with the Jays over Zoolander, who hasn’t been a model of consistency lately — 10 units on Happ. Also, he will give deGrom Reaper an opportunity to slay the Cubs and earn a stall in the stable — 10 units on the Metamucils.
Obama was furtively photographed working out with dumbbells (no, not Biden and Kerry) Wednesday at a hotel gym in Warsaw. Given that he was straining mightily with what seemed like at most 10-pound weights, it’s little surprise he can barely reach the plate when he throws out the first pitch or shoots 2-for-22 at the White House Easter Egg Roll. … It’s not all bad news for Barack. By freeing five terrorists in exchange for a soldier of questionable repute, he has managed to divert attention away from all his other scandals: VA, Benghazi, IRS, Department of Justice, etc.