MLB

Hondo messing with Texas

Hondo, ping-ponging back and forth over the four-figure line, dipped below the magic number Friday night when the Bucs dunked the Dodgers to trim the deficit to 965 bahnsens.

Saturday: Mr. Aitch will revert to Tepesch mode — 10 units on the Rangers to punch out Mr. Fister. As for his night move, 10 on Cueto and the Reds to bring down the D’backs.


Jay Carney claims he is quitting as White House Press Secretary because he wants to spend more time with his family. That’s highly questionable, given that his job for the last 3¹/â‚‚ years has been to act as the Commander-in-Chief’s chief fabricator. … Sources say Carney, ever loyal to Obama, wouldn’t step down until he had properly trained his successor, the inappropriately named Josh Earnest, in the fine arts of obfuscation, deception, dodging and outright lying.