All aboard the Reverse Hondo Express!
Mr. Aitch, who escaped with a 12-inning Giant victory Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, paid dearly for his good fortune Wednesday night when the Mariners collapsed in the ninth, which, along with his double-flusher with the Cubs, elevated the deficit to 335 oylers.
Thursday: Mr. Aitch expects Zoolander to pose problems for the Native Americans — 10 units on the Tigers. Also, he will keep it Ryu with Hyun-Jin — 10 units on the Dodgers to rough up that Bumgarner.
“Dan Rather Presents,” a new documentary series, debuts May 6 on AXS TV (whatever that is). It seems like an interesting concept, although if Dopey Dan is going to dole out presents, the best one would be to exit the airwaves as soon as possible … According to just about every website and newspaper in America, Kate Upton doesn’t like her big breasts, which gives her something in common with a lot of fat old men … Emailer Peter Salvato suggests a crying contest should be held between Oscar Pistorius, if he is convicted, and Jason Bohn, who wailed as he was given a life sentence for killing his girlfriend. Winner gets a lethal injection; loser gets the electric chair.