MLB

Hondo sticking with his aces

Hondo bounced back from Wednesday’s double-flusher by scoring with Tanaka and the Yankees Thursday night to lower the accounts payable to 1,445 reeses.

Friday night: Mr. Aitch will give the nod to another ace — 10 units on Kershaw to provide a smokeless Rocky Mountain high.


Obama is rumored to be despondent about his status as the “worst President since World War II,” according to a poll. He feels he would be rated much higher if only he’d done a better job of blaming the previous administration for the current administration’s problems … Monica Lewinsky complains in an interview on the National Geographic Network that “to have my narrative ripped from me and turn into the Starr Report” was a violation. Apparently, the Portly Pepperpot was hoping to tell her heartwarming story of Bill’s stogies and the crusty blue love dress in her own special way.