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Hondo takes a big split

Hondo, who hit the trifecta Tuesday night, stayed hot Wednesday afternoon with the Marlins, but gave it right back at night with his willy-nilly Phillie pick. As a result, he treaded water and remained 605 kuenns in the hole.

Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will take a shot with Vogelsong, and that’s the name of that tune — 10 units on the Giants.


Monica Lewinsky’s essay in Vanity Fair is dredging up some nightmarish memories for Hillary Clinton, although not so much for the Portly Pepperpot’s affair with Bill. No, The Portly Pantsuit still can’t forgive her husband for violating her ban on the use of tobacco products in their home. … Rob Ford, who’s in an undisclosed treatment center, says: “Rehab is amazing!” However, it’s undetermined whether Rotund Rob has decided what he finds more amazing, rehab or crack. … MSNBC has issued yet another apology, this one for an offensive Cinco de Mayo segment on Thomas Roberts’ early morning show that featured a correspondent dancing in a sombrero while chugging tequila. Roberts’ mea culpa, along with those by Chris Matthews, Martin Bashir, Melissa Harris-Perry, Ed Schultz and Chris Hayes, make MSNBC television’s all-time sorriest network.