Well, he did get his free DWI breath test, and cops even gave him a jail cot.
When police in Frazen, Wis., busted Bryan Wendler, 30, on his sixth driving-while-intoxicated rap, he was wearing a T-shirt inscribed with, “Been drinking? Free Breathalyzer test,” as well as a lurid allusion to his lower anatomy.
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If you’re going to be a house squatter, think big — as in five-bedroom big.
Andre Barbosa, 23, moved into a vacant $2.5 million home in Boca Raton, Fla., claiming the foreclosed residence under Florida’s “deed of adverse possession” law.
Flummoxed cops decided to let the bank holding the mortgage duke it out with Barbosa in court.
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Voracious mice normally come down with the munchies without stimulants, so these critters must be going hog wild!
Clerks at the Wichita, Kan., police evidence and property building discovered that rodents had helped themselves to three evidence bags containing confiscated pot.
“We’ve got some mice that are stoners,” Lt. Doug Nolte deadpanned.
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This story’s no crock . . . well, actually, it’s 15,000 crocs.
That many crocodiles escaped from a reptile farm in South Africa when the proprietors had to open floodgates on their property amid a storm surge.
The reptiles quickly made themselves at home in the Limpopo River, the second longest in Africa.
Half have been recaptured, including one 75 miles away.