We have your iPhone, and we dare you to find us!
Law-enforcement sources say the smiling simpletons at left stole a cellphone — and then sent goofy selfies and vulgar messages to taunt the teen victim’s friends and mom.
The dimwitted duo snatched the phone from James Pugliatti, 14, of Westchester, as he partied at an under-18 event at Stage 48 on West 48th Street.
They used the iPhone 5 to snap a selfie of themselves on the subway, which they sent to all of the high schooler’s friends using the app Snapchat, Pugliatti and his mom told The Post.
One of James’ friends took a screen shot of the selfie and forwarded it to James’ mom, Annette Pugliatti, 50, who sent it to cops after she received a dirty message — “Mom I’m so horny” — from the suspects on her own phone.
She feared for her safety and called the cops on April 27. Now the unidentified suspects are wanted for petit larceny.
James, who lives in tony Rye, was also robbed of his $50 Otter phone case as he partied at the event.
“I was pissed. I had to get another phone,” he said.
“They’re pretty stupid. The whole thing was really annoying. It ruined my night.”
Snapchat is a photo-messaging service that lets users send pictures that disappear after a few seconds.
James hadn’t uploaded the “Find my iPhone” app, which investigators have used in the past to track down stolen phones, law-enforcement sources said.
A bartender who works in the rooftop bar above the event space where James’ phone was stolen slammed the suspects.
“It’s like they just don’t care. It’s just insane,” said Jimmy Oliva, 26.
Police are investigating and ask that anyone who can identify the stupid suspects call (800) 577-8477.
In September, a Harlem thief snapped selfies with a stolen iPhone — and his vanity got him busted five months later when cops found his face in a mug-shot database.
Jazeke Samuels, 20, took shots of himself flashing gang signs in a black Lacoste hoodie that automatically uploaded to his victim’s photo-sharing Apple iCloud account.
Additional reporting by Kenneth Garger, Ben Feuerherd and Josh Saul