With Alex Rodriguez sentenced to a full-season suspension for 2014 over his connections to Biogenesis and other alleged misdeeds, The Post has 10 suggestions for A-Rod to do during his “timeout’’ from the Yankees:
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1. Work on his sun tan.
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2. Hit on girls at a ballgame
Only now he’ll have to do it in the crowd instead of from the dugout.
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3. Take meeting with candy-making conglomerate Haribo
To pitch the idea for brand-new testosterone-flavored Gummy Bear!
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4. Hang out with Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Pete Rose
And other baseball greats who’ll have to buy a ticket to get into Cooperstown.
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5. A’s pitcher Dallas Braden just retired. Free for lunch?
“Get off my mound and away from my salad.”
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6. Go apartment shopping in Central Islip
Unless he plans to commute from New York to Bethpage Ballpark, home of your Long Island Ducks!
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7. Take classes offered by Red Cross
Learning how to perform CPR (to revive nearly dead career) or the Heimlich (to prevent constant choking in October).
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8. Help plan Bud Selig’s “Happy Retirement” office party.
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9. Open that “vitamin” shop in Miami he has always dreamed of.
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10. Disappear completely.