Leave it to the Cubs, those lovable losers, to rally for three in the ninth off Strasburg only to lose in 13 yesterday. Fortunately, Hondo also took the other Chicago team, which worked extra hard in Kansas City to cut the deficit to 875 brutons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will join forces with the Medlen cartel in St. Louis — 20 units on Los Bravos to get it ’wright against their Arch enemies.
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Convicted Wiki-leaker Bradley Manning, who was given 35 years for urinating on his country, wants the government to pay for hormone treatments so he can become “Chelsea” Manning. As a result, eventually the leaker will have to learn a new way to leak … San Diego Democrat Mayor Bob “Feel ’Em Up” Filner reportedly will resign today. Sources say Filner wants to set a good example for other perverts in office or running for office, such as Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner. Not only that, but Filner feels it will be much easier to get away with running his own personal stop-and-frisk program as a member of the private sector.