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Hondo’s double-dipping

The sloppy Cardinals threw it all over the yard Friday night, paving the way for a Nats victory that raised Hondo’s accounts payable to 295 bilardellos.

Saturday: After carefully perusing the menu, Mr. Aitch has decided to try the Cingrani (with rigatoni) in Wrigley — 10 units on the Reds. Also, he expects Nova to be the star of the show at the Trop — 10 units on the Yankees.

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If you had that eerie, deja vu feeling when reading Friday’s Daily Ruse front page story about a former Mr. Met being threatened by the Secret Service when Bill Clinton visited Shea in the 1990’s, it could be because the story had already appeared in The Post five days earlier. What a weird sensation! … Speaking of deja vu,the Portly Pantsuit has decided on a title for her new book about her flat-line term as Secretary of State: “Hard Choices.” One of her hard choices must have been whether to use the same title former Secretary of State Cyrus Vance used for his book back in the 1980’s … Oddly enough, Hondo hears Peyronie Bill was thinking about using that very same title if he ever wrote a book about those lonely nights at the White House when he was up for a romp with one of the interns.