Hondo endured the dreaded triple-flusher Thursday when he was sent to the sewer by the Dodgers, Blue Jays and Native Americans, which caused his deficit to expand to a season-high 1,245 grbas.
Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects a Zim dandy performance from the Nationals against their Arch enemy — 10 units. Also, he will give Masterson the menial task of outdueling Lackey — 10 units on the Tribe.
Multiple emailers — Richard Lunney, Charlie Steeves and Jim Garvey — wrote to say Hillary’s contention she and Bill were “dead broke” at the end of Bill’s second term, explains why they grabbed furniture and anything else they could get their mitts on when they left the White House … Hondo is going to have to drop the commentary on researcher Margaret Howe’s sexploits with Peter the bottle-nosed dolphin (not to be confused with Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer). Even though Margaret says once you go dolphin, you never go human, the story is rubbing some readers the wrong way … Daily Ruse columnist Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner offered Speaker of the House John Boehner some advice Thursday, but neglected to share the most important piece of advice: Don’t take any selfies of your Boehner.