MLB

Hondo puts a stack on Zack

Tanaka and the Yanks stopped the bleeding for Hondo Wednesday night, stifling the Mariners to reduce the accounts payable to 1,060 alstons.

Thursday: Mr. Aitch will attack with Zack — 10 units on the Dodgers to smack Simon. Also, 10 on the Native Americans to do a number on Jonny Lager and the Sawx, and 10 on burly Mark to nip the Oriolas.


Hillary Clinton to Diane Sawyer: “I take responsibility [for Benghazi], but I wasn’t making security decisions.” The Portly Pantsuit clearly has put in some time at the Barack Obama School of Buck-Passing. … From emailer William DiMarco: I don’t understand, if Bill and Hillary were “dead broke” after leaving the White House, why didn’t Hillary just invest in cattle futures and make another killing.

Researcher Margaret Howe says size didn’t matter when she was having sex with Peter the bottle-nosed dolphin, pointing out: It’s not the meat of the mammal, it’s the motion of the ocean.