The Nationals disappointed Hondo last night when they failed their assignment in LA, which caused a growth spurt in the deficit to 240 burlesons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch is bullish on Darvish in the mega-ish matchup against Zoolander — 10 units on the Rangers.
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Beleaguered Barack Obama is knee-deep in scandals but he received a double-dose of good news yesterday. NBC anchor/comedian Brian Williams pledged that no matter how they all turn out, he always will bow to Barack during White House visits, and Dirty Dave Letterman said that whenever the President comes on the show, he will continue to be given the full butt-snorkeling treatment … Caroline Kennedy is doing her civic duty by working as a juror on a case involving an alleged crack salesman. By law she isn’t allowed to talk about the trial, but if she could, she’d say, “Um, it’s, you know, like, uh, whatever … ’’ You have to figure Caroline probably will be a first-rate juror, given all her first-hand experience dealing with perps in the Kennedy family.