It was another Saturday night wipeout for Hondo, who went draino with the Cubs and Reds and saw his dirty digits rise to 625 mayberrys.
Sunday: Mr. Aitch will band together with The One And Only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on KC to do a number on the Orioles. Also, 10 on the Dodgers to keep it Ryu against the Rockies.
Obama warned North Korea that there will be consequences if it goes ahead with plans for another nuclear test. That could mean one of three things, none particularly worrisome to Kim Jong-un: A mythical red line will be drawn, sanctions will be increased, or — perish the thought —it will be asserted the North Koreans are on the wrong side of history … Obama, who is alleged to have great intelligence, still hasn’t figured out he wouldn’t have to keep threatening consequences if he would impose a few … Tan Mom, aka Patricia Krentcil, has an upcoming fight scheduled against a so-called MILF named Angela Cottone. Count on the MILF having a bigger fan base than Krispy Krentcil, who’s more of a MILTAAAC (“Mothers I’d Like To Avoid At All Costs”).