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Hondo: Take my Fife, please

Hondo treaded water last night when the Yankees stopped the Pods to offset his setback with Astros and leave the deficit holding at 725 newcombes.

Today, Mr. Aitch expects Fife to drum up a victory at Wrigley — 20 units on the Dodgers to drub the Cubs.

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Eagles WR Riley Cooper has been told not to take part in team activities while he undergoes counseling for using the “N” word. Maybe he will meet up with some rappers while he is in therapy, and they can work on their issues together … Rumor has it mayoral candidate Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner, who reportedly engaged five-a-day phone-sex sessions with his cyber sweetie, Sydney Leathers, will be feted before an upcoming game at the Stadium where he will be named an honorary Yank.

hondo@nypost.com