MLB

Hondo is coasting

The Rockies failed to achieve the modest task with which they were charged Sunday in Cincinnati, succumbing to the Reds and causing Hondo’s debt to climb back up to 680 bevacquas.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will Coast with the big ’dogs — 10 units apiece on Koehler to flush the Dodgers and the Rays to knock off King Felix.

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly will take his third trip down the aisle, this one with actress Cheryl Hines. Is it possible he finally has shed those powerful “lust demons” he wrote about in his diary (much like a teenaged girl would write about her problems)? Stay tuned … With the milestone drafting of Michael Sam by the Rams, Hondo, in the interest of equal chronicling of history-making NFL moments for men of other sexual proclivities, has been trying to determine who the first heterosexual player was to be drafted but thus far has been unable to find any documentation on the topic.